(Source: idiotsonfb, via chicagotransitauthority)
"But when Kristen Stewart spends the first half of “Snow White” charming woodland creatures and then spends the second half slipping into some chain mail for a hero’s run, that’s not creating a more three-dimensional Snow White. That’s replacing Snow White mid-movie with Katniss Everdeen."
— Monica explains why “Snow White and the Huntsman” is not actually really that feminist.
(Source: washingtonpoststyle)
- person: hey wanna hang out
- thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
"you’ll be working in groups"
— satan (via hiddlebumz)
(Source: wallysdick, via paintwithcolorsofthewind)
i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101
(via colderweather)
- me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
- me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
- me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
- me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
How I torture my coworkers
- me [glaring off at random customers]: I can see what's happening
- Supervisor [she's new, doesn't know I'm crazy yet]: What?
- me: They don't have a clue
- Supervisor [frantic]: WHO?!
- Me [finally looks at her,with Timon voice]: They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line, our trio's down to two!
- supervisor [not nearly as amused as I]: Oh.
- me: THE SWEET CARESS OF TWILIGHT THERE'S MAGIC IN THE EVERYWHERE!!
- Oh my god, GUISE! I can't believe this is on my dash. I literally just did this today to one of the people working dining room with me talking about the people at Chef Mickeys!
- me: *closes tumblr tab*
- me: *opens new tumblr tab*
- me: what just happened
